The Election

There's news on the street that Poland has scored a European and, possibly, world first in the election. Yes. it's the first ever political party to get into Parliament named after a chain of cigarette shops: Ruch. (There's also a transvestite MP, apparently.)

There seems general consensus that the Ruch Palikot party will provide entertainment, although I found that many of Palikot's political antics were too full of aggressive hate to be funny even though I saw the joke. I will therefore be watching to see whether the Party will be Smokin'-hot, Cool Cats - punning his name, or will they just turn out to be Trash Can Incendiaries.

However, there are people who look to the party to present a serious political alternative. Poland calls out for you: just imagine the singer in the following video is Poland personified:

I've been looking for a driver who's qualified,
So if you think that you're the one, step into my ride.
I'm a fine-tuned supersonic speed machine
With a sunroof top and a gangster lean.

...

Shut Up and Drive
Shut Up and Drive



Did you notice the country on the car numberplate? Go on, guys, force yourself to look at the video again.